Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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