How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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