It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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