yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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