I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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