Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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