I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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