Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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