So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
too bad you live with your parents still
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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