i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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