Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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