y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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