Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
