Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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