sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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