I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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