Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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