just come out here and I will go home with you...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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