On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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