I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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