yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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