I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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