that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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