he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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