If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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