she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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