Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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