It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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