I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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