So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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