he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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