It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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