new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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