Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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