doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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