Pappa wants mamma naked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You made out with two different species that night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
