"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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