How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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