It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Bring me that man meat
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