I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
A bitchslap is in order.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
