I love black thongs
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
