I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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