Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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