im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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