smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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