ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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