Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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