her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
