I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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