please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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