I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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