is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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