Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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