we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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