so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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