i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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