The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
