Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
