Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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