North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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