I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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