I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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