so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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